Leader of the House

In the car after swimming lessons today....

Finn: I want to be the leader of the house. I'm already boss of 4 things.

Mom: What do you have to do to become the leader?

Finn: I have to be the boss of all the things. I'm boss of 4 things so just 7 left to go. Then you and Dad will be fired.

Mom: What is Emer the boss of?

Finn: She's a warrior and she's the boss of relaxing.

Mom: Are you going to take over being the boss of cooking and meals?

Finn: You can still do that.